I typed in "moussaka cooking, hoovering, self-deprecative, leopardprint wearing rocker that is approaching his 40s" and got this come up.
I think I should start a "misheard Manics lyrics" community.
Nicky has a sharky grin
he cleans it with bombay gin
hes such a tall and clever man
sipping on his babycham
nickys not an alcaholic
its just this song is so shambolic
Nicky likes Jahouli
he does love him truley
he steals his little spotted skin
to make a coat to bumdance in
he does this in front of Sean
who wishes he'd never been born
because he can't stand the sight
of little Nicky's bum so white
Oh Nicky wear your boa
and prance around the stage
your front lawn I would mow-a
but I don't think i could stand your rage
A society dedicated to anything Nicky Wire related....can just be random crap about why Nicky Wire is the greatest man in the world....in fact, yes, i want your random crap about why you love him. Might even put up some Nicky Wire News, when i hear of any....
so go on, you know you want to talk about Babycham, leopardprint, hoovering and slagging off dull indie bands.... ;)